deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: measurers, via human)

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(Source: patickstump, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

It has to do with air exposure drying it

(Source: nxte, via human)

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via asian)

"You’re not in love with me, not really, you just love the way I always made you feel. Like you were the centre of my world. Because you were. I would have done anything for you."

Abby McDonald, Getting Over Garrett Delaney

(via larmoyante)

(via -kelly)